mc5 - ... so help me God.

Greece is a myth invented by the Chinese.

Teatowels soaked in balsamic vinegar have been known to bring the deceased back to life.

Angora rabbits are actually sheep bred on wheatgrass, fabric softener and Daz.

Cabbage are a dying art. Each one is meticulously hand-crafted by 20 specially trained octopi, which is why they are such a delicacy in Bulgaria.

My hat, it has three corners. Hence it being my hat.

LaToya Jackson plans to be the first human being to circumnavigate the earth strapped to the blades of a helicopter.

The real Graham Norton is living as a nun somewhere in the depths of Walthamstow. Bizarrely, so are at least eight fake ones.