I wear Gor'blimey trousers and live in a council flat.

Gor'blimey trousers are made of lime.

Gor'blimey running shorts are made of quicklime.

Gor'blimey plumbers overalls are made of limescale.

Limes can not only be grown in the underpants and all down the legs, as is traditional, but also in the armpits and, if you're careful, between the teeth.

You can shave with the pith of a lime.

Lyme Regis is the only town to have erected over 17 statues of Marianne Faithfull. These are all in the town centre facing North. Barnsley has 13 statues of her, and is applying for European Funding in order to build another 10 in order to take the title "Most Faithfull Town In Britain".