I got it wrong - my previous post was number 3,594,588,409,422. I'd included two impostors and a simulpost. This is post 3,594,588,409,425, but as I've posted twice in the last four moves it means I only qualify for a bag of pork scratchings and a rub-down by Phil Jupitus in dress.

[Btd] I'd like to see that.

I wear Gor'blimey trousers and live in a council flat.

Gor'blimey trousers are made of lime.

Gor'blimey running shorts are made of quicklime.

Gor'blimey plumbers overalls are made of limescale.

Limes can not only be grown in the underpants and all down the legs, as is traditional, but also in the armpits and, if you're careful, between the teeth.