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[ZK] Nor "Wankel Rotary Engine".
Just for that, I'm gonna burn your house down.
When the first man climbed K2, he was somewhat annoyed to find a box on the summit containing some false eyelashes, a copy of Lady Chatterley's Lover and a courgette.
< /lie>Apparantly, due to a miscalculation, K2 is taller than Everest. This has been strongly denied by the Nepalese, who would lose out on tourist revenue if it proved to be true.< lie>
The Great Wall of China is the only place on Earth where you can see the moon.
Inspiration is a process that can only be achieved in the presence of a satsuma, a bicycle chain and four turtle doves.
Croup can be cured by Whooping Cough.
Herring can also be cured by whooping cough.
K2 is short for Knightrider, the second series as David Hasselhoff is massively popular in alpine populations.[/lie]So, will K2 get a proper name sometime?[lie]
contary to popular belief, the good people of Chipping Sodbury do not use their anal tracts to carry gravel!!
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