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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Actually, the Mars Rovers are a small football club from north of Pittsburgh.
And I travel through time in the Tripodis, fighting triffids and tribbles, from the most ill advised sci-fi crossover/conglomeration ever.
With the Steelers, Penguins, and Pirates all playing exceptionally well over the past year, there has been absolutely no local coverage of the Pitt Panthers' basketball team lately. Just as well; they've lost all-but-two games.
[Thos] You are Tom Baker and I claim my ¥5.
Asparagus doesn't.
My taste in music is not ridiculed by the rest of my generation, or, indeed, the generation before me or the one after me.
[ZK] I have no idea what you mean.
I am known by all those around me as the "typical student/teenager."
Whenever I bare my teeth, they get all embarrassed and try to hide behind my tonsils.
I grow enormous petit pois.
The adjectival phrase "lip-smacking" is to be banned on the grounds that it encourages lip abuse.
Nature has yet to determine its emotional response to my personal vacuum.
Petit pois are a euphemism in Brazil.
I have a pet worm, and I have named him Willy. I often stretch my Willy between two lamp-posts when the wind is blowing strongly. When the wind hits the right resonant frequency, my Willy starts to vibrate, creating a tuneful humming noise that can be heard for miles around. My worm is safely at home whenever I do this.
[Btd] That was the most boring, unfunny post I've read in months. Don't ever come in this room again.
In Spain there is a Juan born every minute.
Thos] Rubbish.
Two-fofths of me is unsure what the rest is doing. I sleep in a hutch.
I am my own maternal grandmother.
"At-choo!" means "Suck me, Titus" in Mediaeval French.
My legs have recently declared themselves independent and are now host to a UN peacekeeping force
Frosties are coated in cocaine.
There are absolutely no problems with our pantomime.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
ZK never, ever, eats Frosties.
[ZK] You are Angus Deayton and I claim my 5¢
Snowmen keep the world spinning because they all breath out in the same direction.
When you lean over and peer between your legs west becomes east.
The centre of Earth is comprised of compressed yeast. This is where life originated.
Back flips will damage your health. Ask any politician.
The monarchy of any country guides its citizens with care, understanding and, above all, leadership by example.
Tyrants are good, monopolies are better.
Flying the Jolly Roger shows that you are a fine person - anorexia sufferer or otherwise.
Laotropic means left of the Equater. But surely it depends on which way your facing at the time???
Manx cats have not tails but tell great stories!
Ironically bungalows have no storeys, but are some of the worst raconteurs known to achitecture. Apparently their delivery is too flat and they are prone to stairing.
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