mc5 - ... so help me God.

ZK never, ever, eats Frosties.

[ZK] You are Angus Deayton and I claim my 5¢

Snowmen keep the world spinning because they all breath out in the same direction.

When you lean over and peer between your legs west becomes east.

The centre of Earth is comprised of compressed yeast. This is where life originated.

Back flips will damage your health. Ask any politician.

The monarchy of any country guides its citizens with care, understanding and, above all, leadership by example.

Tyrants are good, monopolies are better.

Flying the Jolly Roger shows that you are a fine person - anorexia sufferer or otherwise.

Laotropic means left of the Equater. But surely it depends on which way your facing at the time???

Manx cats have not tails but tell great stories!