With the Steelers, Penguins, and Pirates all playing exceptionally well over the past year, there has been absolutely no local coverage of the Pitt Panthers' basketball team lately. Just as well; they've lost all-but-two games.

[Thos] You are Tom Baker and I claim my ¥5.

Asparagus doesn't.

My taste in music is not ridiculed by the rest of my generation, or, indeed, the generation before me or the one after me.

[ZK] I have no idea what you mean.

I am known by all those around me as the "typical student/teenager."

Whenever I bare my teeth, they get all embarrassed and try to hide behind my tonsils.

I grow enormous petit pois.

The adjectival phrase "lip-smacking" is to be banned on the grounds that it encourages lip abuse.

Nature has yet to determine its emotional response to my personal vacuum.

Petit pois are a euphemism in Brazil.

I have a pet worm, and I have named him Willy. I often stretch my Willy between two lamp-posts when the wind is blowing strongly. When the wind hits the right resonant frequency, my Willy starts to vibrate, creating a tuneful humming noise that can be heard for miles around. My worm is safely at home whenever I do this.

[Btd] That was the most boring, unfunny post I've read in months. Don't ever come in this room again.