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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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There is nothing good about basil.
I was not shocked at the longevity of an argument between two of my colleagues about the relative merits of rosemary and basil. It did not last for the best part of a year, though by the end it had not just degenerated to shouting the names of the two herbs across rooms.
< / l i e > [Tuj] Seriously? Did anyone win? < l i e >
I had a horrible shock last night when I accidentally got into bed with Servalan from Blake's Seven.
I am Servalan from Blake's Seven. So did I.
ZK] Well, the former colleague became a doctor in Bath and discovered a cure-all stronger than panacea made from Rosemary, whereas the latter is now Bicycle Repair Man, so take your pick!
I pick the Bicycle Repair Man! (did anyone else watch Goodness Gracious Me? :))
I do not believe in the therapeutic powers of a good girlie movie, a best friend and two pints of Ben & Jerry's ice cream.
I visit this site regularly
I hate Ben and Jerry's
My back is fully functioning and I am not the least bit worried about my ability to partake in Pantomime next week.
Nor am I worried about your ability to participate in said pantomime. Nor, indeed, have I ever performed in a pantomime, let alone one with a terrifyingly short amount of time remaining and a hideously underprepared cast.
I am Blake from Blake's 7. All my sets are perfectly stable thank you very much.
I am Blake's 7 of 9 from a tragic sci-fi crossover.
I am 7 of K9, an even more ill-advised sci-fi crossover.
[BM] You are Marvin Martian and I claim my €5.
The Mars Rovers are designed to look for oil. When found, President Dubya will declare war on the Martians to remove their madman...uh...madthing...uh...wutever...dictator.
Actually, the Mars Rovers are a small football club from north of Pittsburgh.
And I travel through time in the Tripodis, fighting triffids and tribbles, from the most ill advised sci-fi crossover/conglomeration ever.
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