I do not believe in the therapeutic powers of a good girlie movie, a best friend and two pints of Ben & Jerry's ice cream.

I visit this site regularly

I hate Ben and Jerry's

My back is fully functioning and I am not the least bit worried about my ability to partake in Pantomime next week.

Nor am I worried about your ability to participate in said pantomime. Nor, indeed, have I ever performed in a pantomime, let alone one with a terrifyingly short amount of time remaining and a hideously underprepared cast.

I am Blake from Blake's 7. All my sets are perfectly stable thank you very much.

I am Blake's 7 of 9 from a tragic sci-fi crossover.

I am 7 of K9, an even more ill-advised sci-fi crossover.

[BM] You are Marvin Martian and I claim my €5.