It is a guaranteed number one. (If not, it is definitely number two material)

There is nothing good about basil.

I was not shocked at the longevity of an argument between two of my colleagues about the relative merits of rosemary and basil. It did not last for the best part of a year, though by the end it had not just degenerated to shouting the names of the two herbs across rooms.

< / l i e > [Tuj] Seriously? Did anyone win? < l i e >

I had a horrible shock last night when I accidentally got into bed with Servalan from Blake's Seven.

I am Servalan from Blake's Seven. So did I.

ZK] Well, the former colleague became a doctor in Bath and discovered a cure-all stronger than panacea made from Rosemary, whereas the latter is now Bicycle Repair Man, so take your pick!

I pick the Bicycle Repair Man! (did anyone else watch Goodness Gracious Me? :))

I do not believe in the therapeutic powers of a good girlie movie, a best friend and two pints of Ben & Jerry's ice cream.