Life is good

No it's not.

Children are gifts from God, and trail clouds of glory in their wake.

I woke up this morning with a severe attack of jelly-bones.

"Jelly Bones" is Geri Halliwell's latest hit.

It is a guaranteed number one. (If not, it is definitely number two material)

There is nothing good about basil.

I was not shocked at the longevity of an argument between two of my colleagues about the relative merits of rosemary and basil. It did not last for the best part of a year, though by the end it had not just degenerated to shouting the names of the two herbs across rooms.

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