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Although the studio saw straight through Disney's intended release for 2005, Lucy and the Seven Dwarves.
The latest Jackson revelation appears to confirm rumours of the family actually baring all.
Janet Jackson's latest behaviour is a shining example of freedom of expression and is the best possible thing she could have done for her family's profile at the present time.
There is no doubt that the music industry is swinging to the right.
I thought I saw it swinging to the left myself, although you couldn't really see because they turned out the lights so quickly...
I completely understand that Smee Peter Pan reference above.
February is no longer available in East London
If I move to East London I will stay this age for ever.
< / l i e > [snorgle] Do you really not get it? < l i e >
The frightening thing about crabs is their skill with scissors.
Ducks are deadly with grenades, but have yet to figure out the bazooka.
< / l i e > [ZK] That's the last time I go near any ducks! Are you sure about the bazookas?< l i e >
"And" is the longest word in the Oxford English Dictionary.
A "parboil" is a zit which hasn't properly ripened yet, so you might wish to avoid potatoes which have been parboiled.
Pom poms are deadly unless swallowed with at least half a pint of milk.
The "faceplant" is so named for the nice leafy patterns which the first plantee, a Mr Roger "Big Air" Turnbull, received on his forehead after landing rather forcefully in a gravel patch to the side of the downhill trail section he was riding on at the time (although perhaps "on" is not precisely the right word). This is fortunate, since Mr Air's colleague, a Ms Katherine "Radikal K" Foster landed in the same patch of gravel mere moments later and ended up with an intricate engraving of two dogs, ahem, fighting on her cheek.
Pie = wool x marrow
Trousers = blancmange x pineneedles
Cardigan = daffodil x fromage frais
Pedro = dungbeetle/satsuma
[/lie]Ringwraith No. 5 - yes.[lie]I am a genius, with a brain the size of a planet. (which makes it hard to find hats to fit.)
Horses have desperately wanted a special range of breath mints for their species for fifty years now, but to no avail. The campaign goes on.
Never disturb a sleeping cat. Cats need sleep to prevent them turning into pickled eggs. Pickled eggs on your sofa can be very unhygienic.
Smee when mistyped looks nothing whatsoever like smeg.
Ken Hom once slid down the Cresta Run in a wok with only chopsticks for brakes.
He was followed by Kenneth Horne.
Smeg is not the name of a refrigerator. Smegma is my mother's name.
Kenneth Horne was followed at an awkward distance by his good friends Julian and Sandy.
Sleep is a myth invented by the chinese.
Chinese consists of three vowels, a consanont and half a dipthong.
I am the lovechild of a one-night stand between William Hague and Bonnie Langford.
Half a dipthong is a pthong, which I have written a song about under the pseudonym Psisqo.
I once mistook a Mexican standoff with a Mexican standup and laughed and laughed...
Thos .... I expect you're quite dead now.
It is tomorrow.
Salads aren't.
Dalmatians are forever.
Forever is an awfully short time.
Ostriches aren't funny.
Ostriches are funny.
I am not out to confuse.
Life is good
No it's not.
Children are gifts from God, and trail clouds of glory in their wake.
I woke up this morning with a severe attack of jelly-bones.
"Jelly Bones" is Geri Halliwell's latest hit.
It is a guaranteed number one. (If not, it is definitely number two material)
There is nothing good about basil.
I was not shocked at the longevity of an argument between two of my colleagues about the relative merits of rosemary and basil. It did not last for the best part of a year, though by the end it had not just degenerated to shouting the names of the two herbs across rooms.
< / l i e > [Tuj] Seriously? Did anyone win? < l i e >
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