The latest Jackson revelation appears to confirm rumours of the family actually baring all.

Janet Jackson's latest behaviour is a shining example of freedom of expression and is the best possible thing she could have done for her family's profile at the present time.

There is no doubt that the music industry is swinging to the right.

I thought I saw it swinging to the left myself, although you couldn't really see because they turned out the lights so quickly...

I completely understand that Smee Peter Pan reference above.

February is no longer available in East London

If I move to East London I will stay this age for ever.

< / l i e > [snorgle] Do you really not get it? < l i e >

The frightening thing about crabs is their skill with scissors.

Ducks are deadly with grenades, but have yet to figure out the bazooka.

< / l i e > [ZK] That's the last time I go near any ducks! Are you sure about the bazookas?< l i e >
"And" is the longest word in the Oxford English Dictionary.

A "parboil" is a zit which hasn't properly ripened yet, so you might wish to avoid potatoes which have been parboiled.

Pom poms are deadly unless swallowed with at least half a pint of milk.

The "faceplant" is so named for the nice leafy patterns which the first plantee, a Mr Roger "Big Air" Turnbull, received on his forehead after landing rather forcefully in a gravel patch to the side of the downhill trail section he was riding on at the time (although perhaps "on" is not precisely the right word). This is fortunate, since Mr Air's colleague, a Ms Katherine "Radikal K" Foster landed in the same patch of gravel mere moments later and ended up with an intricate engraving of two dogs, ahem, fighting on her cheek.

Pie = wool x marrow

Trousers = blancmange x pineneedles

Cardigan = daffodil x fromage frais