I have no objections to spending many many hours preparing my work for university over the weekend, coming back and realising I've left the bulk of it at home. Oh no. I find it highly amusing and intend to tell everyone what a laugh riot it was when I found out, and what a good mood I'm in now.

One of my happiest memories is the time my computer ate my essay, with two hours to go until the tutorial.

Disney is releasing a new range of themed cosmetics, beginning with Mulan Rouge.

We can only speculate at the contents of the jar marked "Winnie the Pooh".

There will be two separate ranges for women - Lady and The Tramp.

Also launched is the Disney homeware range, starting with the Peter Pan. Owing to a misprint on the labels, they were forced to abandon Smee Cologne.

Although the smee is much offended at being discriminated against in the market.

Whoops, sorry, made a typo in that last one.

There is also the Disney range of designer drugs: Snow White for cocaine products; Sleeping Beauty for downers and Fantasia hallucenogenics.

Fantasia also upgraded their line for the new millennium.

Also in the homeware range: Bedknobs and Broomsticks

[Disney Drugs] I've been chasing Pete's Dragon

Although the studio saw straight through Disney's intended release for 2005, Lucy and the Seven Dwarves.