mc5 - ... so help me God.

Disney is releasing a new range of themed cosmetics, beginning with Mulan Rouge.

We can only speculate at the contents of the jar marked "Winnie the Pooh".

There will be two separate ranges for women - Lady and The Tramp.

Also launched is the Disney homeware range, starting with the Peter Pan. Owing to a misprint on the labels, they were forced to abandon Smee Cologne.

ZK

Although the smee is much offended at being discriminated against in the market.

ZK

Whoops, sorry, made a typo in that last one.

Twiki

There is also the Disney range of designer drugs: Snow White for cocaine products; Sleeping Beauty for downers and Fantasia hallucenogenics.

ZK

Fantasia also upgraded their line for the new millennium.

Projoy

Also in the homeware range: Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Thos

[Disney Drugs] I've been chasing Pete's Dragon

ZK

Although the studio saw straight through Disney's intended release for 2005, Lucy and the Seven Dwarves.

Dujon

The latest Jackson revelation appears to confirm rumours of the family actually baring all.

ZK

Janet Jackson's latest behaviour is a shining example of freedom of expression and is the best possible thing she could have done for her family's profile at the present time.

Dujon

There is no doubt that the music industry is swinging to the right.

ZK

I thought I saw it swinging to the left myself, although you couldn't really see because they turned out the lights so quickly...

snorgle

I completely understand that Smee Peter Pan reference above.

Thos

February is no longer available in East London

Chalky

If I move to East London I will stay this age for ever.

Ringwraith no. 5

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