mc5 - ... so help me God.

I'm considering spending more time on the internet, as I feel I don't give it enough attention.

The centre of Earth is indeed where navigators of time past believed it was. This fact is evidenced by the huge whirlpool just off the coast of Malta.

ZK

I lost a 2p coin last week and I've been looking everywhere for it. I've just discovered that the mice have nicked it and are using it as a frisbee.

Dujon

Maltesers are people who have met and survived the aforesaid whirlpool but, as a consequence, are now destined to travel the world in little packets.

Dujon

A brigantine is a very narrow cell.