mc5 - ... so help me God.

I'm never inclined. I tend to right angles.

Dr Q is never, ever obtuse.

I'm acute Angle.

Most contibutors to this site do not fish for compliments ... ;-)

Nor do we delight in spotting typos ;)

I don't really think I'd like to eat piping hot dumpling stew followed by plum duff with fresh cream custard, oh no.

I am not overly fond of apples.

I have a lot of things that don't match, so I regularly go fishing for complements.

I got a compliment the other day. It was a whopper! Mind you, you should have seen the size of the one that got away....

Since I lost weight, I've been wondering why people keep giving me fish.

I am not the least bit concerned about our zoological friend's mentality.

Beagle 2 has been trying to contact earth since it landed on Christmas Day, but the professor in charge forgot to turn the volume up on his computer.

Beethoven had perfect hearing, but had too much fun saying,' What????' in a very loud voice and making people repeat really tricky sentences.