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... so help me God.
help
I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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ZK
I am not overly fond of apples.
LotUS
I have a lot of things that don't match, so I regularly go fishing for complements.
Kim
I got a compliment the other day. It was a whopper! Mind you, you should have seen the size of the one that got away....
Bob the dog
Since I lost weight, I've been wondering why people keep giving me fish.
Angus Prune
I am not the least bit concerned about our zoological friend's mentality.
Angus Prune
Beagle 2 has been trying to contact earth since it landed on Christmas Day, but the professor in charge forgot to turn the volume up on his computer.
Angus Prune
Beethoven had perfect hearing, but had too much fun saying,' What????' in a very loud voice and making people repeat really tricky sentences.
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