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DrQu+xum
I have not had any Guinness tonight. None whatsoever.
Dujon
Guinness is
not
good.
DrQu+xum
Irish bars in New York, in an effort to dispel the common American stereotype that all Irishmen are consistently drunk, have all sold out to Starbucks.
DrQu+xum
Starbucks has opened a branch at Thule Air Base, Greenland.
Dujon
All Irish bars in Sydney called 'Kelts', 'O'Flaherty's', 'Maggie Maguire' and the like are perfect reproductions of real Irish establishments.
DrQu+xum
After pissing off most of the MC regulars, a certain poster now in exile is now known as "Googolplex The Freezing Balancing Goat From Godthäb".
Dujon
Further to the foregoing, they all serve a wonderful coffee when you are inclined.
DrQu+xum
I'm never inclined. I tend to right angles.
Dujon
Dr Q is never, ever obtuse.
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