oops I mean antimacassar harvesting

or maybe plumbline catherine

I think you mean numismatic xenophobe.

[Dunx] I fear a 1953 sixpence myself.

I would like someone to help me to expropriate di-glycerides.

I have lately taken up showjumping, ably assisted by my jockey, Lord Hutton.

Barnes Wallace also invented the dissolvable lavatory.

I am devastated that tuition fees are being implemented following my departure from university. < / lie > (Well I kinda should be, I've got 2 younger sisters to go yet) < l i e >

Lemon trees are part of an extraterrestrial race that came to earth in search of water. Unfortunately they weren't banking on the human race finding squeezing their reproductive organs and adding sugar quite so tasty. After a long conference on the Moon they decided that it was a necessary sacrifice if it ensured the contribution that Men bring to the survival of their kind in effortless replanting, watering, feeding etc on their part. Every once in a while one of them will get a little rebellious and dig up somebody's garden.

There is no chance at all that the space probe on Mars has disappeared because the Martians have nicked it to use as a goalpost.

There is also no chance at all that the last received signals from it are weak on account of the fact that one of the Martians is using its power supply to charge his moible phone.

Or even his mobile phone.

I am not dominating this page, nor am I even vaguely proud of this fact.

ZK] You are an arrogant-unfunny-person.

[ZK] Carry on then.

There were in fact thirteen dwarves, but the other six were eaten during a bad winter.

Baboons are so named because they were blessed by the goddess Barbera on the fifteenth day of the Universe.

The Universe is no more than twelve days old, according to new results from the University of Pontefract. However, some scepticism has been expressed about these findings since they are based on measurements from instruments made entirely of licorice.

The name "Keith" means "holy bearer of fruit gums" in no fewer than forty three and a half of the world's languages. Maggie Philbin was said to be "unsurprised".

I have a parsley wig, which I am wearing right now.

Chupa Chups were discovered in a secret temple in the jungles of Borneo and were a gift from visiting interstellar mongoose people. Only the quince Chupa Chup is native to the Earth, but it has been extinct for many years.