Or even his mobile phone.

I am not dominating this page, nor am I even vaguely proud of this fact.

ZK] You are an arrogant-unfunny-person.

[ZK] Carry on then.

There were in fact thirteen dwarves, but the other six were eaten during a bad winter.

Baboons are so named because they were blessed by the goddess Barbera on the fifteenth day of the Universe.

The Universe is no more than twelve days old, according to new results from the University of Pontefract. However, some scepticism has been expressed about these findings since they are based on measurements from instruments made entirely of licorice.

The name "Keith" means "holy bearer of fruit gums" in no fewer than forty three and a half of the world's languages. Maggie Philbin was said to be "unsurprised".

I have a parsley wig, which I am wearing right now.

Chupa Chups were discovered in a secret temple in the jungles of Borneo and were a gift from visiting interstellar mongoose people. Only the quince Chupa Chup is native to the Earth, but it has been extinct for many years.

"The worm has turned" is a reference to mediæval pornographic literature in which... well, suffice it to say that the word "worm" should not be taken literally.

"The tern has wormed" is an extract from an ancient Egyptian sourcebook of vetinary science and ornithology, although everyone is very confused as to whether this was a particularly clever bird in question or if it is just a mistranslation.

The Wyrm has turds.