There is no chance at all that the space probe on Mars has disappeared because the Martians have nicked it to use as a goalpost.

There is also no chance at all that the last received signals from it are weak on account of the fact that one of the Martians is using its power supply to charge his moible phone.

Or even his mobile phone.

I am not dominating this page, nor am I even vaguely proud of this fact.

ZK] You are an arrogant-unfunny-person.

[ZK] Carry on then.

There were in fact thirteen dwarves, but the other six were eaten during a bad winter.