Or even his mobile phone.

I am not dominating this page, nor am I even vaguely proud of this fact.

ZK] You are an arrogant-unfunny-person.

[ZK] Carry on then.

There were in fact thirteen dwarves, but the other six were eaten during a bad winter.

Baboons are so named because they were blessed by the goddess Barbera on the fifteenth day of the Universe.

The Universe is no more than twelve days old, according to new results from the University of Pontefract. However, some scepticism has been expressed about these findings since they are based on measurements from instruments made entirely of licorice.