Coffee Mate is nice.

I have not been re-reading my previous threads and worrying that I don't remember posting some of them. This would seem to indicate that my sleep patterns are currently a model to all.

I'm just bidding to get this page googlewhacked antemacassur harvesting

oops I mean antimacassar harvesting

or maybe plumbline catherine

I think you mean numismatic xenophobe.

[Dunx] I fear a 1953 sixpence myself.

I would like someone to help me to expropriate di-glycerides.

I have lately taken up showjumping, ably assisted by my jockey, Lord Hutton.

Barnes Wallace also invented the dissolvable lavatory.

I am devastated that tuition fees are being implemented following my departure from university. < / lie > (Well I kinda should be, I've got 2 younger sisters to go yet) < l i e >