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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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The moon is fed up only working night shifts and is threatening to strike.
I'm Spartacus.
I am deeply depressesed that Gooolplex has started to use MC5. Particularly this game.
[DrQ - oi! I've already done that one!] The sun is going through the teenage years, and as such will start going round the other way, just to be contrary. It is also planning to get a tattoo.
Sunspots are really piercings.
Damn......I thought it (the sun) was just imitating Swiss cheese!
I don't care - I'm still Spartacus!
Swiss cheese was invented in 1804 by a Canadian gentleman named Mr. Albert Swee. It was originally marketed under the gimmick "Swee's Cheese", but when the idea was taken abroad, the presentations were confused by the French accent and one newspaper ran the headline in its gourmet section pronouncing "Swiss Cheese" to be the Next Big Thing. As with the Spice Girls' nicknames (invented around the same time), the name stuck but its origins were never remembered, and poor Mr Swee was consigned to the annals of history, along with the bits out of the middle of the cheese.
Spartacus' real name was Frederick Ivanovich Snook. He named himself after a dog he had befriended as a very small boy. The dog later changed its name to Prince.
The elusive eighth wonder of the world was a actually series of three houses in Denmark constructed entirely by chance by three amall porcine creatures searching in the woods for truffles. So remarkable were these aedifications considered that an entire city was built up around the site, attracting early tourism. Contrary to popular legend, these buildings remained intact for centuries until burnt down by a freak forest fire fanned by gale force winds.
After years of denial, George and Olive Osmond have finally admitted to cloning their children.
The word "Ribena" actually means "camel's urine" in Ethiopian. Oddly enough, so does "Budweiser".
In Luxembourg a goat has been balancing a chinese girl called Mai Xing on its nose for 5 continuous years. In another 3 years, 8 months and 24 days, they will together break the World Record for Female Ethnic Minority Group Member Balancing Act Performed By A Living Creature Other Than A Seal category.
"Tesco" in Latin is an utterly revolting word better left untranslated.
All women know how to fix up circuitry. We just want to make sure you do.
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