mc5 - ... so help me God.

In a series of clinical trials in Oslo, Labradors have turned out to have an unexpected aptitude for croquet.

Owing to a bizarrely-shaped pair of forceps, I was born oblong.

The Road to Mandalay in fact leads to Rome.

It has been scientifically proven eight times in the last 20 years that a maximum of only twelve people actually know the way to San José.

...And curiously they all currently hold the Order of the Bath.

The Order of the Bath is held only by sanctimonious idolaters.

I used to be orderd into the bath when I was youngster. Oh how I hated Sunday nights. Now I'm just a dirty old man....fnar fnar

Citizen, thy name is Gruntfuttock.

This I find to be true and I often pop up in fairy-tails as the bad guy!

oops!wrong spelling

I am Tiger Woods

Ipswich has only been known as Ipswich since 1963. Before that it was called Hector.

Earthworms use fainting as a defence mechanism. If chopped in half, both ends will faint independently.