mc5 - ... so help me God.

...And curiously they all currently hold the Order of the Bath.

The Order of the Bath is held only by sanctimonious idolaters.

I used to be orderd into the bath when I was youngster. Oh how I hated Sunday nights. Now I'm just a dirty old man....fnar fnar

Citizen, thy name is Gruntfuttock.

This I find to be true and I often pop up in fairy-tails as the bad guy!

oops!wrong spelling

I am Tiger Woods

Ipswich has only been known as Ipswich since 1963. Before that it was called Hector.

Earthworms use fainting as a defence mechanism. If chopped in half, both ends will faint independently.