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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Owing to a bizarrely-shaped pair of forceps, I was born oblong.
The Road to Mandalay in fact leads to Rome.
It has been scientifically proven eight times in the last 20 years that a maximum of only twelve people actually know the way to San José.
...And curiously they all currently hold the Order of the Bath.
The Order of the Bath is held only by sanctimonious idolaters.
I used to be orderd into the bath when I was youngster. Oh how I hated Sunday nights. Now I'm just a dirty old man....fnar fnar
Citizen, thy name is Gruntfuttock.
This I find to be true and I often pop up in fairy-tails as the bad guy!
oops!wrong spelling
I am Tiger Woods
Ipswich has only been known as Ipswich since 1963. Before that it was called Hector.
Earthworms use fainting as a defence mechanism. If chopped in half, both ends will faint independently.
If stranded in the desert, it is useful to know that in its hump a dromedary carries a map, a sleeping bag, some cotton reels and a small porcelain figurine.
The moon is fed up only working night shifts and is threatening to strike.
I'm Spartacus.
I am deeply depressesed that Gooolplex has started to use MC5. Particularly this game.
[DrQ - oi! I've already done that one!] The sun is going through the teenage years, and as such will start going round the other way, just to be contrary. It is also planning to get a tattoo.
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