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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Projoy
The stated aim of NASA is to make it possible to swing on a star and carry moonbeams home in a jar. It expects to achieve this within about eight years.
Projoy
I know exactly what the inside of a gymnasium looks like.
Projoy
Bertrand Russell was the original "Man at C & A"
Projoy
Norman Rockwell had a slide-out section, enabling him to seat an additional two people.
Projoy
If you buy a Picasso, it comes with a free pair of bicycle clips.
Projoy
C & A stands for "Crunchy and Apple-y", and describes the founder's favourite sensation.
Projoy
I just watched a clingfilm.
Projoy
The fruit salad they serve in the canteen here at work appears to be Jewish.
Projoy
Cherries eaten in Linlithgow at Chinese New Year will cause all your pregnancies to result in bright green babies.
Projoy
Despite a massive and commonly experienced optical illusion, Russia has only 1 mile of coastline.
Bob the dog
Soup is an excellent medium for seeking life beyond the gravy.
Dunx
[Projoy] Unimpressive. I can top that easily.
Tuj
[Projoy] Carry on! Carry on! The laughter is barely hurting!
Chicken soup is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
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