I've often wondered what clowns look like while they are 'on the job'. Lots of jelly wobbling, bells ringing and horns going off I expect.

Hey Coco, fancy a honk?

Me Tarzan, you Jane.

Owing to the common agricultural policy, there have not been any functioning similes since 1973, which is a bit like cheese.

"Pellucid" means "immoral".

Highwaymen still terrorise the major thoroughfares of England, Their horses can't keep up with the motorway traffic, but they draw scary pictures on their handkerchiefs and wave them at motorists.

Waving your genitalia gently in a Southerly direction wards off ringworm.

The Hanger Lane Gyratory System is a series of dance moves designed to help you lose weight while you socialise.

West London does not have one single laundrette in it.