My life has just been cheered up by the appearance of something called the "RealOne Message Center" in the corner of my screen. Why, I was so glad to stop what I was doing and read about special offers and deals especially selected for me! I have a warm fuzzy feeling just thinking about the programmer who came up with such a sweet idea, and I sure felt sad when I had to close the window and go back to what I was doing.

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

My coconuts never bunch because I iron them.

Whilst I have never met Coco I spend significant amounts of time wondering whether or not he was a nice bloke.

One of the best clowns on the job, after our Tony of course!

I've often wondered what clowns look like while they are 'on the job'. Lots of jelly wobbling, bells ringing and horns going off I expect.

Hey Coco, fancy a honk?