mc5 - ... so help me God.

Absinthe makes the farts last longer.

That last statement isn't actually true.

I find a hearty meal of sprouts, cabbage, peas and runner beans makes for the blowing of some great gas..............ahhhhhhhhhh!!

Fart jokes aren't funny!

There is a tribe of very small Catholic Priests living under an abandoned Golden-Grahams box on my patio.

Rameses II was killed in a papyrus folding accident

Cleopatra is buried in Highgate cemetery.

Tutankhamun is alive and well and living in Bermondsey. (with 34 cats)

Bill WIthers.