mc5 - ... so help me God.

The Queen is an alien reptilian priestess. I have it on good authority.

Tina] While Castrators just take testes.

if you want to know if your girlfriend is ticklish, give her a test-tickle

my first introduction to this site and page was not lame in the slightest

scientists have just discovered a link between Pokemon fans and sexual hypervigilance in dung beetles

The Dung Beatles are a sh*t tribute band.

I am wide awake, and looking forward to the housework I have to do today.

I am blissfully happy with my alcoholic partner

I am obsessively clean, and don't leave my sheets several weeks between washes.

plump] Your last post completely failed to amuse me.

I am 6 stone 2 pounds and anorexic.

I am perfectly healthy. There's nothing more fun or easier to get into after a long absence than exercise. Ah, feeling the burn...you can't beat it.

As a matter of fact, a good brisk walk is much more fun than being on here.