mc5 - ... so help me God.

if you want to know if your girlfriend is ticklish, give her a test-tickle

my first introduction to this site and page was not lame in the slightest

scientists have just discovered a link between Pokemon fans and sexual hypervigilance in dung beetles

The Dung Beatles are a sh*t tribute band.

I am wide awake, and looking forward to the housework I have to do today.

I am blissfully happy with my alcoholic partner

I am obsessively clean, and don't leave my sheets several weeks between washes.