For me, the best feeling is at the moment when you open the paper and read those glorious, glorious questions for the very first time.

Eggs and Hams..........MMmmmmmmmmmm yum, can't wait!

The exam I feel I did best at in my whole life was my GCSE Greek. I had revised for weeks you see, and I cared very deeply about what happened to Demosthenes and his pals. I also knew Homer's Iliad off by heart.

Medical examiners (coroners) have to pass a difficult exhume.

The Queen is an alien reptilian priestess. I have it on good authority.

Tina] While Castrators just take testes.

if you want to know if your girlfriend is ticklish, give her a test-tickle