Agh! nights forgot to reset the lie! That means that all carpets really DO taste of vanilla!

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[snorgle] Mine does, does yours not?

I'm the King of Scotland.

I'm not the King of Wales (but I do have a merit badge anarchy!)

oops "in"

I am Humphrey Lyttelton

sorry all, my bad. guess that means the fascism lectures really were interesting. I wouldn't know - you can't hear from the next lecture hall along.

[Angus] Now, now, everyone here knows you're not.

If I could swivel my knee cap through 180 deg's I could kick myself in the head and save the muggers some time and effort!!

Alright, I admit it. I'm Graeme Garden.

I've been to the office every day this week.

In Septober I shall be jetting of to the sunny island of Majolica!

Ladies, please stop being so eager to express yourselves in public using flatulence.

I am not going to spend silly amounts of money in Bristol today.

I have plenty of money to spend in Bristol, if I head in that direction.

I purchased Bristol by mistake when I was out trying to find my Mum a birthday present. It's still in its original wrapping but they won't take it back, and now I've nowhere to put it.

I lost the art of Bristol purchase when I was very young.

I, too, purchased Bristol, but I bought a cheap model and it broke down. I chose to play a prank on The South by putting it on the border of Virginia and Tennessee...but they didn't get it.
Note that Bristol, Tennessee has the stupidest NASCAR track in the country. Whoever believes that 43 cars on a half-mile-long, 36-degree-banked paperclip must be insane.

I don't want to re-write my last sentence to say "Note that Bristol, Tennessee has the stupidest NASCAR track in the country. Whoever believes that 43 cars on a half-mile-long, 36-degree-banked paperclip is proper racing and good entertainment must be insane."

I agree. I agree and once more..I agree!