I am not worried about my 15-year-old cat who is sort of ill right now.

15-year-old cats are in the prime of life and any illness is due to mistreatment by their carers! I hope s/he's all right, Tina - I lost my 17-year-olds a year or two ago)

< /l i e> Yes, everyone think happy thoughts to Tina's cat

Fly-by-night forumla one driver Jensen Button will always be much better known for his resmeblance to Benjamin Disraeli than for winning the world championship 9 times in a row.

/lie: happy thoughts, happy thoughts, happy thoughts...

Lectures on Fascism in Interwar Europe are fascinating!

All carpets taste of vanilla.

Agh! nights forgot to reset the lie! That means that all carpets really DO taste of vanilla!

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[snorgle] Mine does, does yours not?

I'm the King of Scotland.

I'm not the King of Wales (but I do have a merit badge anarchy!)