mc5 - ... so help me God.

ZK

[Tuj] < / l i e > Patent that idea now! You'll make a fortune!

Angus Prune

My dog is a quiet little angel, who is not, at this very minute, barking at the front door for no reason.

Angus Prune

I am trying to get to sleep

Tina

I am not worried about my 15-year-old cat who is sort of ill right now.

Dujon

15-year-old cats are in the prime of life and any illness is due to mistreatment by their carers! I hope s/he's all right, Tina - I lost my 17-year-olds a year or two ago)