mc5 - ... so help me God.

I've just invented the pissing board, a removable teflon sheet to catch what misses the urinal.

[Tuj] < / l i e > Patent that idea now! You'll make a fortune!

My dog is a quiet little angel, who is not, at this very minute, barking at the front door for no reason.

I am trying to get to sleep

I am not worried about my 15-year-old cat who is sort of ill right now.