mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

Most human beings are intelligent and articulate.

most of the people using mc5 know precisely what they are doing.

I'm a pissing bard.

I've just invented the pissing board, a removable teflon sheet to catch what misses the urinal.

[Tuj] < / l i e > Patent that idea now! You'll make a fortune!