I have a right shower in my bathroom, and a wrong one next to my computer and radio.

[Dunx] I get that a lot, from old friends who say 'you're studying where?'

It's amusing and entertaining when lecturers don't tell you they're cancelling a lecture.

I have both a right shower and a left shower. This saves time and water in the mornings, as if one side of me is clean I only need shower the other side.

the merger of the Probation and Prison Service will finally eliminate all offending behaviour as we know it; to the extent that people will no longer blabber on pointlessly to eachother in shop doorways just as you are trying to exit/enter (delete as applicable) in stylish haste.

The further merger with the Education Dept will also get rid of all those annoying brats that shriek in cinemas during the slow bits.