mc5 - ... so help me God.

Angus Prune

I have learnt all my lines and am not the least concerned that we have less than 8 weeks to opening night

ZK

I have a large part.

momus

there will be no more fires on Brighton Pier

Lib

Britney Spiers doesn't regret at all her drunken night in Vegas.

nights

The University of Bath is well thought out with little bureaucracy and hardly any in-fighting (sorry I've not had a good day)

Dunx

[nights] It sounds like they're a right shower (oblig.)

Thrax

I have a right shower in my bathroom, and a wrong one next to my computer and radio.

nights

[Dunx] I get that a lot, from old friends who say 'you're studying where?'

It's amusing and entertaining when lecturers don't tell you they're cancelling a lecture.

Fat German

I have both a right shower and a left shower. This saves time and water in the mornings, as if one side of me is clean I only need shower the other side.