mc5 - ... so help me God.

That may be because all the real lookers are currently students at the University of Birmingham.

I have learnt all my lines and am not the least concerned that we have less than 8 weeks to opening night

I have a large part.

there will be no more fires on Brighton Pier

Britney Spiers doesn't regret at all her drunken night in Vegas.

The University of Bath is well thought out with little bureaucracy and hardly any in-fighting (sorry I've not had a good day)

[nights] It sounds like they're a right shower (oblig.)