mc5 - ... so help me God.

I have deliberately boiled soup to impair the flavour on three occasions, the last time as part of my millennium celebrations.

I have never eaten soup

I am NOT going to resit the first year of my degree.

Frank Sinatra played the bebop triangle before learning to sing in English.

Elvis is dead

Then I wonder how I've been communicating with him.

Elvis communicates through pork chops.