I have lost weight over the Christmas break

[Angus} A motherboard is a traditional flat plank of wood that an honoured family elder is laid upon when they pass out after too much sherry, and a heatsink is simply a combination of a radiator and a sink, to gently dry dishes, keep washing up water hot and stop that nasty cold metal sensation you get when touching, er, cold metal. But then you knew that, as you said.

heatsink what happens when young men chew the ends of biros??

Mrs Biro is a masochist.

Only three more shopping days until Christmas!

My New Year's resolution is to make one new resolution every day.

My New Year's resolution is to re-use the Old Year, it's perfectly serviceable, albeit slightly wrinkled..

Over the last year I have accumulated a significant number of wrinkles: I love 'em all.

wrinkles a place to store much loved fluff