heatsink what happens when young men chew the ends of biros??

Mrs Biro is a masochist.

Only three more shopping days until Christmas!

My New Year's resolution is to make one new resolution every day.

My New Year's resolution is to re-use the Old Year, it's perfectly serviceable, albeit slightly wrinkled..

Over the last year I have accumulated a significant number of wrinkles: I love 'em all.

wrinkles a place to store much loved fluff

My New Year's resolution is to never play this game again.

I am looking forward to a full and productive working day today.

My New Year's resolution is to become Prime Minister and get rid of this Margaret Thatcher fellow

I have deliberately boiled soup to impair the flavour on three occasions, the last time as part of my millennium celebrations.

I have never eaten soup

I am NOT going to resit the first year of my degree.

Frank Sinatra played the bebop triangle before learning to sing in English.

Elvis is dead

Then I wonder how I've been communicating with him.

Elvis communicates through pork chops.

You lyin' get! I don't believe you. In any case, I'm here to tell you that I've been appointed to the task of choosing the ladies for next year's Pirelli Calendar. Any suggestions, while I hear the likes of Rosie et al, seething with jealousy?

In every Pirelli calendar, one of the models is actually a female impersonator.