FG] Daves are irregular, Garys are possible but Keiths are definite.

[ZK] No they're not

does he have a dog called Jess?? or is that a cats name????

[widey] < / l i e > Postman Pat's cat was called Jess.

"Jess" was actually short for "Jezebel".

I am not glad to be finally home after having had to work Christmas Eve.

All my presents are now wrapped and sitting neatly under the Christmas tree, and my mother has finally managed to stick to her word and not buy too many things.

Oops.....I wrapped my tree and its now sitting under the presents!! Ok I Lied. I don't have any presents....

Buying a new computer for your 87-year-old mother who lives 300 miles away, and teaching her how to use it, is a simple and uncomplicated matter.

Buying a new teapot for your mother who lives 16 miles away and teaching her how to use it is horrendously complicated

Buying a new motherboard for your computer is fun

[blame] Buying a new motherboard isn't nearly as much fun as finding a proper heatsink for it. Ne'er to worry, tho, since the heatsink that comes with the CPU *always* works with your motherboard.

I once tried to fit a heatsink to my mother, but she got bored of it and moved 300 miles away!