mc5 - ... so help me God.

Osama Bin Laden

[ZK] No they're not

widey

does he have a dog called Jess?? or is that a cats name????

ZK

[widey] < / l i e > Postman Pat's cat was called Jess.

Breadmaster

"Jess" was actually short for "Jezebel".

Tina

I am not glad to be finally home after having had to work Christmas Eve.

ZK

All my presents are now wrapped and sitting neatly under the Christmas tree, and my mother has finally managed to stick to her word and not buy too many things.

Widey

Oops.....I wrapped my tree and its now sitting under the presents!! Ok I Lied. I don't have any presents....

Raak

Buying a new computer for your 87-year-old mother who lives 300 miles away, and teaching her how to use it, is a simple and uncomplicated matter.

Angus Prune

Buying a new teapot for your mother who lives 16 miles away and teaching her how to use it is horrendously complicated