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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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LotUS
[ZK] What about Lord Lucan?
ZK
[LotUS] Currently alive, well, and manning the fries in a McDonalds in Greater Manchester.
Jimmy Hoffa
[ZK] Thanks for letting me and Amelia stick around your place for a while, but we've got to head to Osama's pad for a while.
Fat German
People called Alan are 10 times more likely than people called Brian.
ZK
[Jimmy] I hear that the US army are getting ever closer to tracking him down.
Bob the dog
FG] Daves are irregular, Garys are possible but Keiths are definite.
Osama Bin Laden
[ZK] No they're not
widey
does he have a dog called Jess?? or is that a cats name????
ZK
[widey] < / l i e > Postman Pat's cat was called Jess.
Breadmaster
"Jess" was actually short for "Jezebel".
Tina
I am not glad to be finally home after having had to work Christmas Eve.
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