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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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[ZK] What about Lord Lucan?
[LotUS] Currently alive, well, and manning the fries in a McDonalds in Greater Manchester.
[ZK] Thanks for letting me and Amelia stick around your place for a while, but we've got to head to Osama's pad for a while.
People called Alan are 10 times more likely than people called Brian.
[Jimmy] I hear that the US army are getting ever closer to tracking him down.
FG] Daves are irregular, Garys are possible but Keiths are definite.
[ZK] No they're not
does he have a dog called Jess?? or is that a cats name????
[widey] < / l i e > Postman Pat's cat was called Jess.
"Jess" was actually short for "Jezebel".
I am not glad to be finally home after having had to work Christmas Eve.
All my presents are now wrapped and sitting neatly under the Christmas tree, and my mother has finally managed to stick to her word and not buy too many things.
Oops.....I wrapped my tree and its now sitting under the presents!! Ok I Lied. I don't have any presents....
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